I AM AFOODIE

i am a foodie.....yes! a dedicated one......i mean a hogger....one who loves to eat....hope you get the picture...even the far corners...i mean a die heard foodie...yeah! yeah! i know its like i am mentioning it over n over but i just want you to know that I AM A FOODIE...oops! sorry!..............................................
now one fine day i walked into this cafe....wasnt hungry not in the least but coz..as i mentioned i am a foodie....i moved inside and took that seat in the far corner....actually you dont want people to see your massive diet......i took a menu card and started pondering over what to eat when this waiter just served an apple pie on my table and before i could realize what happened...the waiter is gone...i mean...gone!...i pushed the menu card aside and looked at that apple pie....it looks warm....my nostrils do feel a tickle...but they arent tasty....they are like mediocres which are okay...just okay!....but yes! not to forget they are low on fat and good on health...and above all i am an indian...the pie god damn it is free!!!it took me no effort to get that pie....no moving my ass....no spending bucks.....so.....so.....i just attacked.....bite after bite aftr bite and its gone....over and just when it finishes i realize it was good...actually yummy!!!...just the one thing i love ...so i got up and moved to the counter and before i could order........i see its not there....that was the last piece....so what do i do????.....should i sulk????.....should i not eat???....no more....heyyy!!!! luuukkk at thaaaaatttt....a choclate tart ...dark...brown...warm...really smooth....and damn! in the lower shelf...there...the blue berry muffin…woha! how can I miss on that one.....and the black forest….creamy….just melts….and that choclate over it just puurrfect!!!....so what do I do ?....common that’s obivious….i just order them all but one by one so the tastes dont mix up....n keep eating n eatin....no regrets...never

and if you all grilling your head over what this is...just let me tell you that this is no salutin the newly adopted cafe culture....this is a confession of a flirtatious mind...so just scroll up...n go thru once again...n dont forget to turn that imagination on.....afterall its all about bein a FOODIE

(inspiration-satans progeny)