Saturday, April 28, 2007

the devil...the parasite....the ruler

gf bjiloyhgfsd bmk mmghp09765321`qw/.,mnb.....yup boredom!!!!...the syndrome that hits humans...often....very often...it pounces like a predator...silent...calm...n devastating...it does not have any fixed point of time to knock...walks in on will...during your mornin potty sessions!!!!....you puttin up your focus...a lottaa hard work n damn.....damn damn damn....there it comes...boredom....now you realize its been ages...your ass...it doesnt even feel that heavenly exodus of the strong community residin up the intestine...so what to do...think...think......keep on doin it....think...awwww....y not flush...so without a second thot...fffuuuulllluuussshhhhhhhhhh.......you get up check the impact of your mastermove...awww....no!!!!damn you!!! that one last isolated lump is still floatin....how saddd....cant do nothin just sit your ass n listen to that broken distorted music of water fillin the tank...afterall civic sense counts you need to flush it......yeah yeah!!!i kno its cheap...yucky...smelly...disgustin...but it is the truth or the tough boring truth....now!!!another of those unusually usual instances...stitin with your girlfriend.....oops!!!!cant put it this way...sittin with your boyfriend....a well inhabited resturant...good food....nice music...he is sharin those beautiful moments(anecdotes) of his life...his past relations n how you better than all of em....admirin your beauty in all respects....n along all these addin up a few testimonies to his manly walk n appearence...but...but then what you were scared of....it just settled around....somwhere around his manlihood stories....the devil.....BOREDOM...frequent nods....occasional smiles...unwilling affirmations...suddenly took over the chit-chat....you keep on receprocating with yes!!!yes!!!!no!!!!no!!!yes!!...n then somwhere in the middle of the conversation you were left with an open ended question which you had failed to realize....damn!!!you hurt the dominant bit of the society...the male....furious n angry shifts the verbal delight to a verbal spat...so now what does the bored weaker sex do??...walk away...a date jeopardized....into a probable break up....n all credits to the devil....boredom...
the instances go endless....wile reading a blog, after 3kms of your six kilometer jogg, after the 10th repition in your 40 repition set of dumbles, while scratching your scortum in public(this ones the most dangerous), while eve teasing(realising the beauty aint good as booty).....its an ailment a disease that everyone suffers...the one each succumb to...the one that reins undisputed....only possible cure is to supersede your levels of resistance so dear fellow humans lets wage this war...n what better time than now n what better place than this....go on read this piece of crap as many times as you can.....common!!!!
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